The Treatise of the What Condition

By a Basil-Chomping Megalomaniac.

The Lady who lived in the Shoe, had many children. This Lady was a Bitch. Mainly because it was probable that she was not really a Lady who lived in a shoe but a bitch who lived in shoe. A bitch and her many puppies that is. Her many “children” were noisy, nosy, boisterous and all other attributes that conjures to mind when you think of scampering goblins around a pot of gold. As usual, the Shoe-of-a-House was strew about with their clothes, jackets, socks, mp3 players, newspapers, hats, crayons, Legos and their little shoes as well. Lady aka Bitch was not too happy about this all and she summoned the eldest to grovel by her manicured toe. “Emmanuellea (you bacteria sounding of a name) go hang up your coat before it is thread all over by everyone else!” she thundered. Making Emmanuellea feeling mostly deaf – not that she intended to turn a deaf ear. Petrified yet overwhelmed by her constant feeling of adolescent angst and inertia to do anything, she did what any young adult would do – to not do as she was told. Lady gave her superpoke Bitch-Stare which seemingly bore through Emmanuellea’s eyes and scarred the words “Do It!” with Harry Potter lightening fonts in Emmanuellea’s mind.
Her Inertia broke through and Emmanuellea screamed, “Ah, you coats! YOU SHALL HANG, by dawn!!!”

Cries of Emmanuellea the uninfected rung true and clear throughout the Shoe – even the inhabitants of Left shoe heard her. All have remembered this blood chilling howl till Today.

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To Judge a Mockingbird

House Lord of the Rings

Harry Potter v Philosopher’s Stone

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